The Secret Life of Peter Larsen 3

Ok, good disguise. VERY good. I never thought you looked that great in pink, but what the hell.

The Secret Life of Peter Larsen 2

Hmm. We hadn't sussed this one out, Peter.
Really, I would NEVER have guessed.

The Secret Life of Peter Larsen 1

Another clever hoax. Well, I for one am not falling for it.

SHY BLADDER, hmm? ORGANISE YOURSELF!!!

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YOU ARE NOT ALONE. In fact, recent studies show that about seven percent (7%) of the public, or 17 million people, may suffer from this social anxiety disorder. Often referred to as Pee-Shy, Shy-Bladder, Bashful Bladder, etc., avoidant paruresis is nothing to be ashamed of, and you have made an important step simply by coming to this website.

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TOUGH LOVE

Dammit, had my parents known about THIS, my illspent teens would have been so much worse, and not half as fun. It's all in the name of love of course. These guys make Maggie Thatcher look positively radical. Eek.

Is Your Vagina UGLY?

I'm not quite sure how a vagina can be not so feminine, but the vagina institute apparently know better. Furthermore, they encourage all women to send them photos of their vaginas (I think what they mean are pussies - lot of broken english here), for their extensive 'scientific' research project. Oh, and there are plenty of 'husband testimonial quotes' to ensure the unconvinced about the horrors of ugly vaginas.
endlessly entertaining in a kind of nasty way. check www.vaginainstitute.com for more infotainment.
for even more disturbing entertainment, search the archives of www.portalofevil.com ,
which is currently instrumental to the decline of my thesis.

RIGHT

Blah blah blah constitutional RIGHT blah blah bla
I'm JUST not feeling the love. Where IS the love?

PLAN B series no5

This is the Imelda guerilla. Fuck sensible shoes.

PLAN B series no4

And if all else fails...this should be a baffling plan. detailed, precise and very confusing.

PLAN B series no3

after the baffle.

PLAN B series no2

womb with a view. no use hiding in here either.

PLAN B series no1

it all relies on whether one is an insider or an outsider.
in this case, it's seemingly not obvious which is worse.

Important when engaging in detailed baffling activities. Plan the baffle well. Proceed with inserting the top end of the device into scum, and: BAFLLE!!!!!! 

Surprise the fuck out of those bastards...

Measure the scum with the scum stick, and think very carefully about how you're going to treat them with the baffle stick. Now: BAFFLE that scum. These days, how can any family be complete without one? In fact, I'm going to give up my degree and start building these full-time. at least that makes sense.

pavlova-less

ragnfired...matey, I know this really is a poor substitute,

but you'll live. just think about strawberries, and get the hell out of Ålesund in a hurry.

nahnahnahanaana I feel like chicken tonight.

... ok so I posted this one out of pure jealousy and a slight sense of vindictiveness. hehe

I knew it was a disease!! here's part of the diagnosis:

You Know You're Norwegian When...
You assume that a stranger on the street who smiles at or greets you is:
a) drunk. b) insane. c) an American. d) All of the above.

You vigorously defend whaling and enjoy consuming whale meat. You enjoy the taste of lutefisk (jelly-like, bad-smelling fish) and cod prepared in any way, including fried cod tongues. You can prepare fish in five different ways without cooking it.

You don't question the habit of always preparing a "matpakke" (sandwich in paper). You have two cars, a cabin and a boat, if not more.

You think there is no such thing as bad weather, only bad clothing. It feels natural to wear sport clothes and backpack everywhere, including the cinema, bowling alley, and to church.

You are think it's weird if a house isn't wooden. You know at least five different words for describing different textures of snow. You don't fall when walking on ice. You earn more than you spend. You associate Easter with cross-country skiing with friends and family in the familys mountain cabin. You are shocked if it's not 2 months of snow every year, at least! You can see mountains and the ocean, no matter where you are.

You expect all dinner parties and meetings to start precisely on time, if not before. You fall 3 metres, and don't get hurt. If you do, you're not worried at all. You haven't heard of "fast-food". You can't understand why foreigners haven't heard about Bjørn Dæhlie.

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